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Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Random Rants and Idle Idiocy

Posted on 20:21 by Unknown
I'm way overdue for posting something, and since I don't have any cohesive ideas for concisively focused monologue to share, it's going to be a crap shoot.  Here goes...

Social Media Disintegration

I'm seeing more and more use of social media outlets to essentially ensnare readers into alternative targets.  For example, posting on Twitter to read a blog post, but also posting it on Google+ and Facebook.  That's not new however.  What is different lately is the manner in which these secondary posts are constructed.  They're more often fabricated to appear like an original post that begs for a response.  Only the problem is that the poster has no intention of responding to any responses except for those on the desired target location.  So the poster says "what would you prefer between ___ and ___?", followed by a URL to their blog or web forum, and paste it on Google+, Twitter, Facebook, and LinkedIn (ok, nobody really reads LinkedIn, but I thought I'd include them so they didn't feel left out).  Readers on these outlets post responses on those outlets.  The poster never replies.  I call this neo-bullshit.  If you post with a question, you should expect responses where you posted the question, and respond to them accordingly.  Anything short of that is either lazy or disingenuous.

Why Facebook Mail can't work

Remember a few years back when the media when batshit crazy about Facebook's supposed "GMail killer"?  I remember it well.  The problem is that 99.9999% of people online do not use the same social/business/community/casual circles of friends/colleagues/neighbors/relatives/classmates/coworkers/business-contacts as they do on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, LinkedIn, FourSquare, GoWalla, whatever.  So, in effect, that kills any idea of unifying a single messaging system when the circle of contacts isn't going to be unified.  Sure, that may not hold true for 10-16 year olds, but once they hit 18 their circles begin to fragment and coalesce into pools based on subjective interaction.  Big words, yes.  However, the fact that even many 10-16 yr olds have multiple Facebook accounts (to thwart mommy and daddy snoopery) just goes to prove that.

Sucky Challenges

Redirect network computer clients to a new FLEXlm license server for various software products, across a WAN, in phased blocks by physical location or by functional role (department/division).  Yes, it's doable.  No, it's not fun.

Good Challenges

Standing up a new FLEXlm license server within Microsoft Hyper-V / System Center VMM and testing with a Windows 7 64-bit client, running VMware Workstation.  Nothing really Earth-shattering about any of that, but to think of doing that only ten years ago, it just gives me pause as to how far we've come in such a short time.  Ok, less than ten years, but still...

Windows 8

Consumer play.  Businesses will ignore it for the most part.  What a shame too, since there are some nice business-oriented improvements buried under all that bullshit tablet interface spewage.  I wish Microsoft would stop chasing shiny objects.  They did it with Apple, and Google, and Sun, and VMware, and, and, and... they're still doing it.  I'm not the only one to say this.  There are quite a few of their own employees expressing the same view.  Dear Microsoft:  Put back a Windows 7 desktop theme for the business folks and it will go a LONG way towards soothing their fears of pushing beyond a recent Windows 7 migration effort to yet another new version, albeit: sans another user training nightmare.

Book Projects

I started a new book project, then put it on hold because I ran out of excitement for it.  I really have to get bitten by the excitement bug in order to write.  When it gets hold of me, I work endlessly until I'm done.  That means a lot of sleepless nights, weekends, holidays, pretty much 24x7 until I'm satisfied with the results.  That hasn't happened in a while now.  I'm kind of sitting idle until I can think of a project that gets my attention.  I thought about updating the VisualLISP Developer's Bible or Network Administrator's Bible, for the 2013 product line, but there's really not enough to justify a new book for either of those as compared with 2011 or 2012 features.

I'm not talking about general "features", but those which are specific to Visual LISP or Network Deployments.  Not that the Network Deployment management features haven't improved in 2013, they have indeed, but just not enough to warrant a whole new book.  I hate pushing a book with a sub-title of "Enhanced for 2013!!" because that usually means a spit-polish of the previous book and I don't feel good asking people to pay for a whole new book with only a chapter or two added or modified.

If anyone has any ideas of what I might focus on for the next project, post a reply on this blog and share your thoughts?

Microsoft Tech-Ed 2012.  The North America Edition!

I fly out this coming weekend to Orlando, for the week-long conference.  I'm looking forward to it.  I'm signed up for sessions with all my favorite presenters from Johan Arwidmark, Michael Niehaus, and Wally Mead to Mark Russinovich, Mark Minasi and Jeremy Moskowitz, and plenty more.  My head will probably bust open by the end of the week.  I'll try to post some follow-up when I get back.

Back to work, family, traffic, and hopefully a little sleep.
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Friday, 25 May 2012

And Now, For something completely different...

Posted on 19:04 by Unknown
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Thursday, 24 May 2012

Fun with VMware Updates

Posted on 07:07 by Unknown
Received notice to update my VMware Workstation 8 setup to 8.0.3 build 703057.

I downloaded and installed the update. It didn't require a reboot in the middle as it used to do with 7.x (which is nice).

When finished, I launched it. None of my "Favorites" were shown. I had to re-open all of my stored VM's one by one.

Each one I opened said it couldn't open the VMX because it was in use by another process, even though no virtual machines were powered up (before or after the update).

I rebooted.

Went to open one of my VM's and it said the VMX was not a "valid configuration file" and refused to open it.

I was able to open several other VM's. Each one prompted to update VMware Tools.

I updated VMware Tools in each one, did a VM restart on each, and saved new Base Snapshots for each one.

Total time consumed: 1 hour.
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Thursday, 10 May 2012

Why So Quiet?

Posted on 19:09 by Unknown
I know I was going to "retire", and then I was convinced not to, and then I said I was going to tone down my volume of posts, and well, I have.  But lately I've been more quiet than I expected.  Mostly because I'm really buried in several projects and dealing with personal matters.  Nothing bad, just busy as hell.  I promise I'll post something interesting as soon as I come up for air.
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Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Windows Software Deployment Support Quiz 101.01.01

Posted on 03:00 by Unknown
Another sample interview quiz.  Have fun.  No Google/Bing/Yahoo cheating...

1. Name the Registry key (path) where "Add or Remove Programs" entries are found on a 32-bit Windows 7 client.

2. Name the Registry path where 32-bit applications shown in "Add or Remove Programs" are found on a Windows 7 64-bit client.

3. Name the actual path most often identified by system variable %AllUsersProfile% on Windows XP as opposed to Windows 7.

4. What are the path differences for where the "All Users" Desktop folder resides on Windows XP as opposed to Windows 7?  Also where the "All Users" Start Menu path is on each.

5. For Windows XP and Windows 7, name the "most common" path for each of the following environment variables:

%WINDIR%   %SYSTEMROOT%  %PROGRAMFILES%  %PROGRAMDATA%  %TEMP%  %USERPROFILE%

6. Describe each of the following types of testing:

Installation Testing
Deployment Testing
User Acceptance Testing

7. Describe as many ways as you possibly can to "deploy" a Windows Installer package to Windows 7 computers over an Active Directory domain network, wherein NONE of the end users have administrative rights to install their own applications.  You can include both "free" built-in capabilities included with Windows and Active Directory, as well as commercial products.

8. You need to install "fubar2012.msi" silently on a group of computers over your network, while also specifying a custom input parameter "LicenseKey=123456".  Describe at least two ways you can execute the installation with the custom input parameter.

9. You attempt to install a software product from a CMD console or via a script, but the installation fails with a 1603 or 1619 exit code.  What basic information can you determine from either of those two codes?

10. The product identifier code for each Windows Installer package installed on a particular computer often has a format of {B8AD779A-82DA-4365-A7D0-AD3DCFC55CFF}.   What is this type of identifier most often called?
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Tuesday, 8 May 2012

Tech Support 101: Recovering Windows 7

Posted on 15:52 by Unknown
A friend texted me a few days ago, asking for help when his windows laptop wouldn't boot. His IT guy insisted he drop the laptop off so he could "reload it" and that would "fix it", or so he said.  My friend decided to call me for a second opinion.

I asked: "Well, what's the problem with it?"

He replied: "Since installing a particular update, I can no longer connect to my home wireless network."

Wow.  I mean: Wow!  For that, his IT guy felt it necessary to "reload" the laptop from scratch.  Losing all sorts of valuable data, files, etc.

I suggested a System Restore from the day prior to when the update was installed.  (for the record, it was NOT a Microsoft update, but rather a third-party trashware crapplication update).

I explained over the phone how to power it back up, and when to start frantically and hysterically smacking the F8 function key like a Tourette's patient with an IV drip of Red Bull and a bottle of caffeine pills in his stomach.  Then choose the option to restore the laptop to a previous system state.  After the restore finished and rebooted, I advised him to remove that particular piece of crapware entirely and life would be good.  Oh, and to also take a few minutes to back up all his valuable files from his laptop in case something bad ever happens again (laptops often have bad things happen to them).

Needless to say, that worked perfectly and he was thankful enough to ignore everything else his IT guru would ever suggest to him ever again.  We also drank a few celebratory beers.

Lesson: Wiping your computer to recover from a mishap should never be option 1, or "plan A".  It should be way down your list of options to try.  That is, unless you really don't care about saving anything off of it before you wipe it out.

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Wednesday, 2 May 2012

How to Tell if Your Toilet Tissue is Too Cheap

Posted on 16:41 by Unknown
1. You have pull tissue from the roll gently to avoid tearing it too soon.

2. The tissue roll is about the same width as a roll of adding machine paper.

3. If a drop of water gets on the roll it swells up enough to make the entire roll useless.

4. The tissue is thin enough to require unrolling three feet of it, and then doubling it over, so your fingers don't punch through.

5. When you lay a square of tissue on top of a newspaper, you can still read the news through it.
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