How to Tell if Your Toilet Tissue is Too Cheap

1. You have pull tissue from the roll gently to avoid tearing it too soon.

2. The tissue roll is about the same width as a roll of adding machine paper.

3. If a drop of water gets on the roll it swells up enough to make the entire roll useless.

4. The tissue is thin enough to require unrolling three feet of it, and then doubling it over, so your fingers don't punch through.

5. When you lay a square of tissue on top of a newspaper, you can still read the news through it.