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Wednesday, 9 November 2011

The Identity Illusion

Posted on 16:05 by Unknown
In 1974, one of my brothers was badly injured in a collision between his 750cc Suzuki water-cooled street bike and a station wagon, driven by an old lady who thought she could make a left turn in front of him.  She was wrong.  They were traveling in opposite directions at 30 mph each.  My brother was thrown more than 100 feet from the collision site, suffering two broken legs, a broken pelvis, a broken right arm (his writing hand), and a fractured skull.  He lay in a coma for six weeks, as the doctors tried to soften the blow to my parents that he'd likely never regain consciousness, let alone return to a "normal life".

After coming out of his coma, and gradually getting out of the bed and hobbling around, he was awarded a settlement from the driver's insurance company and went down to cash the check.  This was several months after the accident, and he was still on crutches and his arm still in a cast (attached to a shelf on the right-hand crutch).  He couldn't sign the settlement check legibly, and his bank obviously balked.  Thinking quickly, he suggested they contact a branch employee from across town, whom he'd known since high school, to provide confirmation of his identity.  They called.  The employee drove over, confirmed his identity and the check was cashed.

The driver's license didn't cut it.  The Social Security card and birth certificate didn't help.  The signature was all that mattered to that bank manager.


Working in the Defense industry for over twenty-five years, I've seen many identification systems come and go.  The latest fad seems to be the photo ID "smart card", containing a chip with a PKI encryption key and some additional bits.  So what?  In most large corporate environments, the only people who can attest to your identity are your immediate coworkers, supervisor, and a few secondary people you interact with.  But once you leave your facility and travel to another facility, populated with employees who have never met you, what does that do?  So you have a badge with your photo on it, and an encryption key.  Does that "really" confirm it's YOU that it is pinned to?

You sign contracts, forms, letters, agreements and waivers all the time.  How does anyone know it's really YOU signing them?  How often are you asked to show identification to prove who you are before signing things?  At doctor's office counters?  At your kid's school?  How about signing in at the receptionist when visiting business offices?  So much of "identity" is built on trust and confirmation.  The gadgets and biometrical aspects are merely shoring up the fortress of trust for others to gain comfort.  Think about it though:  How do we really "know" who someone is?

Epilogue: My brother recovered over the course of several years, eventually, and after finishing up his Masters in Electrical Engineering, finished law school and passed the Virginia Bar.  It took more than ten years for him to fully regain memory from the days leading up to the accident.  For the first two years he didn't remember me or my siblings, let alone friends, neighbors, coworkers and many of his favorite possessions.  He still has not regained his sense of smell.  I told him that's not really a bad thing since few things smell good (which is why we value good-smelling things so much).
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Lowest Bidder

Posted on 15:48 by Unknown
Who outfits the Space Shuttle?  Lowest bidder
Who installs cafeteria equipment in the schools?  Lowest bidder
Who builds vehicles for combat duty?  Lowest bidder
Who staffs security at 99.9% of public venues?  Lowest bidder
Who produces 99.9% of the generic drugs you ingest?  Lowest bidder
Who prepares 99.9% of the food you buy at the grocery store?  Lowest bidder
Who repairs the aircraft you fly between airports?  Lowest bidder
Who QA's the software that runs "mission critical" systems around the world?  Lowest bidder
Who digs and runs commercial fiber for broadband networks?  Lowest bidder
Who makes 99.9% of the after market parts used in your car?  Lowest bidder

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Sunday, 6 November 2011

If This Were a Perfect World...

Posted on 19:23 by Unknown
I tried to get my voice heard by Autodesk for much of the period between 1996 and 2006, but eventually I just gave up.  I'm not trying to badmouth them or anything.  The reason is simple: they're just too big to hear a tiny squeak anymore.  I was going through some old e-mails and notes from discussions I had with AE's at Autodesk University in 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2002, and 2004 (the last year I attended).  Here's a summary of ideas I put forth into the vacuum of space...

  1. Upgrade Visual LISP IDE (VLIDE) to have a more modern interface and license OpenDCL to make it on par with VBA for dialog design. (2003)
  2. Restore network licensing for AutoCAD LT (2004)
  3. Standardize on ONE format for all software updates (preferrably .MSP) (2009)
  4. Standardize the Network Deployment wizard to make nothing but MSI components, no stupid .exe (yes, I'm talking about FARO). (2009)
  5. Fix the .NET 4 and DirectX silent install problem when pushing a network deployment through Configuration Manager advertisements. (2009)
  6. Include the NetBIOS name of computers that register standalone activation when sending the e-mails to the contract license owner (help customers nail thieves on their own) (2005)
  7. Figure out what to do with Raster Design.  Some customers deploy it with AutoCAD, Mechanical, Map 3D, and so on.  The licensing gets confusing at times. (2008)
  8. Buy Vital LISP from Basis Software and replace AutoLISP with it (they were already closing the deal when I suggested it, so I was late to the party on that one) (1997)
  9. Merge Mechanical Desktop with Inventor or just kill MDT and keep Inventor but make your mind up! (again, they were already executing the plan before I thought this up, although they took their time finishing up) (2000)
  10. No more spread-out AU locations per year, do it in one location (1998, Boston, horrible)
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Saturday, 5 November 2011

Another Rant

Posted on 19:42 by Unknown
It's been a while.  Ok, a few days, whatever. I felt an urge to vent about two things that really bother me.  I was going to say that they piss me the **** off, but then I thought that might be too crass and anti-intellectual.  Whatever.  So anyhow, here they are:

"It's all in God's hands"
"Never give up on your dreams"
"Everyone's good at something"

I'm sorry, but all of these are over-simplified turds of wisdom.  Here's why...

I'm not going to poo-poo anyone's religion.  That's not my place.  I have no right or authority to do that.  But, at what point does something STOP being in God's hands?  If "everything" is in God's hands, then that explicitly means NOTHING is "out" of God's hands.  After all, you can't have something be "Always" and "Never", or "Always" and "Sometimes" at the same time.  That's as impossible as keeping lawyers out of Washington DC.  So, I've made it a small project to ask people who range from non-religious all the way up to uber-religious about this phrase.  My questioning kind of follows Penn's logic, sort of, which is: If you release all your worries by saying everything is in God's hands, then why look before crossing a street?  Why put a seat belt on?  Why take a shower?  Why do anything?  After all, if it's in God's hands, then that means God will take care of EVERYTHING; leaving NOTHING for us to take care of.  So, why even get out of bed?  We should simply sleep all day and wait for God to take care of everything and bring it all to us.  Right?  God will take care of the rent, the food, the electricity, the water, we don't need to take care of anything.  There is a name for people that follow that belief: dead.

But, no one accepts that view.  At least, no one I've met.  So that really means that not "everything" is in God's hands. Some things are left for us to take care of.  But what?  Where is that line?  How do we, as mortals, decide for ourselves what God says is the line?  Is it for us as individuals to decide?  Is it per church?  Per city?  Per state government?  Per nation?  For some it means Cancer is a trip to the hospital, but for others it means staying home and praying, with no medical intervention at all.  For some it means courts of law to settle disputes and infractions, but for others it means prayer, while for others it means stoning to death.  If everything was truly in God's hands, we wouldn't need pastors, ministers, preachers, priests, rabbis, or whatever they call the authorities in other religions.

This nebulous, and mystical "line" divides us from the things that we are to let God handle, but "we" don't have a clear definition or belief of where that line is.  We can't even agree if the line is straight or drawn like a crayon between the toes of a Tourette's patient on Red Bull.  This is the essence of centuries of war (and millions of dollars in profit for lots of big corporations, I might add).  Too many times it's used as a scapegoat or cop-out.  Can't find a job? "It's in Gods hands".  No, it's not.  Go out and look for a job.  Child gets a nasty cut and is losing a lot of blood?  "It's in Gods hands".  No. Take the child to a doctor immediately.  I'm sure there are appropriate uses of the phrase, but it's becoming as overused as politicians saying "I have a plan".

"Never give up on your dream"

Adam Carolla has dissected this little turd on several occasions.  There is a point where dreams are not only to be left at the altar, but ground into dust like a cigarette butt under a steel toe construction boot.  Don't believe me?  Just watch American Idol.  Ask yourself what most of the first round cuts end up doing with their singing career.  That's right: they go back to busing tables, serving burgers and changing oil.  Let's face, if you're 85 and you had a lifelong dream to be a heavyweight boxer, and you hadn't made it yet: It's time to let that go.  Then again, maybe that's your idea of suicide by right-hook, which at 85 might not be so painful and drawn out.

"Everyone's good at something"

No. They. Are. Not.  For most of the human race, this is probably true.  By "most" I'm thinking 80 percent.  But if you've ever been around crack heads, ex-convict drug addicts or watched "To Catch a Predator", you should have confirmed that there are some folks who's only skill is being fertilizer.  No one is good at everything, this is true.  Most of us are good at something and not-so-good at many other things.  But *not* everyone is good at something.  They also have a TV show for people that haven't yet found their true calling, it's called Tosh.O.

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Thursday, 3 November 2011

My Favorite Drummers and Percussionists

Posted on 19:07 by Unknown
Some of you are probably thinking: "Huh?" or "What the ****?".  Let me explain, see, for about ten years I actually put gas in my truck, bought food and otherwise lived on playing drums in various types of musicality in and around the podunk area of southeastern Virginia.  I gave it up in 1990 when I sold my kit and devoted my time to my wife and family.  Choosing my path to fortune and, well, whatever.  So I still hold a special place in my heart for percussion.  I played, at various times, with full kits, congas, timbales, djembe, and various metalic striking things (cowbells, bells, chimes, cymbals, gongs, etc.).  I do miss it.  But right now it's just not something I can entertain due to logistics and budget.

On with it then...

Buddy Rich
Vinnie Colaiuta
Steve Gadd
Terry Bozzio
Matt Sorum
Elvin Jones
Simon Phillips
Chad Smith
Mitch Mitchell
Keith Moon
Neil Peart
Ed Shaughnessy
Aynsley Dunbar
Ed Mann
Ian Paice
John Bonham
Airto
Tony Thompson
Rod Morgenstein
Dave Weckl
Paul Wertico
Bill Bruford
Steve Smith
Mickey Hart
Ruth Underwood (ok, tuned percussion, but still...)
Lionel Hampton

I'm sure I forgot someone that should be on this list.


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Tuesday, 1 November 2011

Walk and Talk

Posted on 20:48 by Unknown
First off: I'm still reading the Steve Jobs biography by Walter Isaacson, and it led to this blog post.

Second off: I don't care much for Isaacson's writing "style", if you can call it that.  This book should have been written by someone else.  The phrasing is awkward and sophmorish, and it just seems creepy-weird for someone to refer to their "friend" by their last name at every turn.  And not only that, but within each paragraph, instead of using standard MLA form, and using the real name once and then "he" and "him" for the remainder, he used "Jobs" throughout.  Yes, I know.  I thought it was written by Nancy Pelosi (i.e. "Jobs. Jobs. Jobs...")

Don't get me wrong.  The core information is fantastic.  The quotes.  The stories.  The references.  They are all great stuff.  Just worded poorly by a hack of a writer cashing in on a no-lose deal.  If I could have picked anyone to write his biography it would have been Anthony Bourdain.  That's just me.


But one thing stuck out that grabbed my attention right off the bat:  Steve's preference for walking whenever conducting a discussion or meeting.  I've always liked that.  It's perfect.  The movement, fresh air, and sunshine (even when cloudy) stimulate the brain and help you focus.  The trick is to do it where there's not so much distraction that it interferes with the discussion.  It doesn't matter if you're in a wheelchair, get out and move when you're having a discussion.  It's the best way to do it.  Steve was known for a lot of innovative and inventive things, but this is one that will be overlooked by most, but not by me.  I hope it instigates others to follow his habit.  Namaste.
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11 Most Common Mistakes with Error Handling

Posted on 02:30 by Unknown
You wrote a cool script or program.  Awesome.  And then one of your users launches it.  It prompts to enter a date in a text box.  The user enters "Dog".  Your awesome script/program implodes. The user immediately turns to his/her coworkers and proclaims your code is a piece of shit and you suck at writing it.

Is that person wrong?

11 Most Common Mistakes with Error Handling
  1. Forgetting to handle errors
  2. Not checking data types
  3. Not checking formatting ("8005551212" or "800-555-1212" or "(800) 555-1212", etc.)
  4. Not checking/correcting string case where case matters ("Foo", "foo", or "FOO"?)
  5. Not trimming string input before Boolean operations (does "FOO " = "FOO" ?)
  6. Not controlling the UI (checkbox, radio buttons, lists, instead of text boxes)
  7. Not checking for specific error type following an exception
  8. Building error PREVENTION into the UI
  9. Documenting your code (especially in places where exceptions are most likely to occur)
  10. Using outdated error handling (if your language supports Try/Catch/Fail, etc. use it!)
  11. Forgetting to manage exit codes (raising errors)
The answer to the question above is "No", but they should still be smacked in the face just for being obnoxious.
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